“I live my life a quarter mile at a time.”
Pink slips are on the line as our bromantic love triangle revisits the Fast & Furious franchise, culmin8ing with a deep dive on the l8est installment, 8 Fast 8 Furious.
If you haven’t seen this movie with a Dbox motion seat and a paper-plate steering wheel, have you really seen it at all?
Jared and Bryan rebuild a Mazda rotary engine, Tim gets his UnderArmour in a bunch trying to teach the true meaning of Ludacrismas, and The Rock looks to us for inspiration as we break down his escalating beef with Vin Diesel.
We also discover a Game of Thrones connection that goes much deeper than actor Kristofer Hivju and throw in an awkward bit of dialogue about why we didn’t call Greig. Plus, now we’re all worried what Charlize Theron might do to our new Chrysler vehicles.
The tangent torpedoes are bursting through the ice, so Letty us take the wheel while you try to avoid getting blown to king-Dom come.
“Why are they shooting at me?” “I don’t know — maybe because you’re in an orange Lamborghini?”
Featuring: Agent Bryan O’Gregston (@GuitarSalad) aka ‘Pipe Bomb’
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